Lessons learned while working out

Last night, while working out with Eric at DBG, here are some of the things we covered in our conversation..

Angertwink (noun):
A young urban gay male who goes through his life very angry because:
1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.
2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.
Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust. (Angertwink was apparently coined by Dagon)

Apparently C2 and I had an encounter with an Angertwink at Ascension, but it wasn't apparent until C2 and Eric spoke with him at DBG the week after.  Amazing, they now have their own classification.  I just call them "bitches."

Also,  it seems that last weekend on FIP, my friend (Friend1) had a ménage à trois.  He later learned that a friend of ours (Friend2) had dated one of the 2 in the couple (CoupleA).  Friend2 had doubts if he should only date CoupleA because he was good looking UNTIL CoupleA asked him this:

I get confused, which is the city and which is the state - Delaware or Maryland?

At which point, Friend2 decided he had certain standards, thus they dated no more.

What got me going was that CoupleA was born on a Caribbean island which affords American citizenship.  It is my opinion that anyone afforded American citizenship should damn well know that Maryland is the city and Delaware is the state. Geeezzz..

Comments

[Mike @ MAO]

Actually Friend2 dated the cute hot coupleA for about one more week.. cause coupleA had a killer rockin ass!

But standards are standards!!